親愛的呆呆：
今天是星期日，我想我得要開始想一想我的童話故事報告了。
我不想寫〈吹笛手〉，因為我不相信小孩子會願意跟著吹笛手走。吉他手或許還有可能，但吹笛手真的太扯了。
我也不想寫〈國王的新衣〉，因為啊，很簡單：太噁心了。


Dear Dumb Diary,
It's Sunday and I figured I should start thinking about my fairy-tale report.
I've ruled out The Pied Piper since I don't buy kids following a flute player. A guitar, maybe, but not a flute.
I've also ruled out The Emperor's New Clothes because, well, simply put: Ick.

（圖）然後，我覺得〈姆指姑娘〉有點恐怖……