Name of the Song

Singer

Lyrics

“All that Jazz”

Velma Kelly

Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all

That

Jazz

[Announcer]

Make that two)

[Velma Kelly]

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

Slick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip

Is gonna blow the blues

And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at United Drug

In case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do that

Jazz

"When You're Good To Mama"

Mama Morton

Ask any of the chickies in my pen

They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen

I love 'em all and all of them love me

Because the system works

The system called reciprocity...

Got a little motto

Always sees me through

"When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you".

You might think l'd make your life a living hell, which is not true.

There's a lot of favors

I'm prepared to do

You do one for Mama

She'll do one for you.

l'd be your friend if you let me.

So if something upsets you

or makes you unhappy in any way,

don't shoot your fat-ass mouth on me

'cause l won't give a shit. Now move it out.

They say that life is tit for tat

And that's the way I live

So, I deserve a lot of tat

For what I've got to give

Don't you know that this hand

Washes that one too

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you!

“Cell-Block Tango”

Liz

Annie

June

Hunyak

Velma

Mona

[All Murderess's]

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame.

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

[Velma]

My sister, Veronica, and I had this double act and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row, one, two, three, four, five... Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other. Well, this one night before the show we are in a hotel Cicero, the three of us, sittin' up in a hotel room, boozin' and havin' a few laughs and we ran out of ice, so I went out to get some. I come back, open the door And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen -the spread eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.

“That Funny Honey of Mine”

Amos

Announcer

Roxie

I'm telling you, that's the truth. My wife has nothing to do with it. She won't hurt a worm. Not even a worm. Until I fired the first shot, then she opened

her eyes. She was somehow in sleep. I would say she sleeps in charisma pray. When I think of what would happen if I went off for a beer with the guy instead

of coming straight home, it makes me sick even think about it...

For her first number, Ms. Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of Loving

Devotion. Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos.

Sometime's I'm right

Sometime's I'm wrong

But he doesn't care

He'll String along

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

Sometime's I'm down

Sometime's I'm up

But he follows 'round

Like some droopy-eyed pup

He loves me so

That funny honey of mine

“Razzle Dazzle”

Billy Flynn

Don't be. I've been around a long time. Believe me, you've got nothing to worry about. It's all a circus. A three-ring circus. The trial, the whole world...

is all a show business. Kid, you gonna be a star.

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus

Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting ?

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

Row after row will grow vociferous

Give 'em the old flim flam flummox

Fool and fracture 'em

How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Roar, roar, roar.

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

They'll never know you're just a bagel,

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll beg you for more!