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今天不談吃 | The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
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小島政治鬧劇連場,忽見媒體斗大標題『選笨蛋  還是選壞蛋?』(點頭如搗蒜 -- 民主這玩意兒常只是逼小民「兩害取其輕」)、再看幾個熱門主角如油頭扁粉面馬闊嘴謝掉海堅、外加什麼上又連我的(還帶個無厘頭特助愛哭),不由得突然想起一部電影...

老美曾經愛拍西部牛仔電影,這類片當時大概真有票房保證,引得義大利電影業也搶拍西部片。義大利版跟好萊塢西部片可不一樣,長短槍機關槍飛刀炸藥齊出、片中動不動就死幾十上百人。老美嗤之以鼻,戲稱之為 "Spaghetti Western"(義麵西部片);這渾名也傳神,令人不禁將義大利、蕃茄肉醬與亂洒狂噴的假血通通聯想到一起。

Spaghetti Western

不管老美怎諷刺,這些 Spaghetti Western 賣得還真好。其中最叫座的是 "Dollars Trilogy"(銀元三部曲,台灣翻成「大鏢客」系列):"A Fistful of Dollars" 、"For a Few Dollars More"  然後是第三部 "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" (黃昏三鏢客)。到了第三部曲,當然殺得更是難分難解、天昏地暗,子彈、臨時演員及武行 Stunt men 屍體亂飛。以武俠小說比擬,如果老美西部片可比為金庸、義麵西部片恐怕就是柳殘陽了。

The Good...有家族派系對抗、有賞金獵人爭通緝犯首級,基本上,部部都是人為財死;到了第三集已經變成奪寶大戰。在直接、赤裸裸描寫人性上,可比好萊塢版真實得多。雖然片名直截了當把三個主角定了型:一好一壞一醜陋,劇中人可沒那麼單純,個個只是為了自身利益而戰,甚至忽正忽邪、時而對立、時而臨時結夥,又比好萊塢動作片老是那幾種 Stereotype 真實得多。

沒趕上那義麵西部片盛況年代,初看已是租帶時代。乍看不過乒乒乓乓惡戰連場、好生過癮;再看更有味道,這些片自成一類(Genre)有理!The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 中亦正亦邪省話一哥、後來成為大明星的 Clint Eastwood(The Good - 好),由眼神放射邪氣的 Lee Van Cleef(The Bad - 壞),貪婪醜惡到骨子裡的 Eli Wallach(The Ugly - 醜)演技可不弱(尤其後二者),遠超過後來眾多肌肉大隻佬好萊塢動作明星。

The Bad... And The Ugly...

連「怪怪鬼才」導演 Quentin Tarantino(昆汀‧塔倫提諾)都認為這「黃昏三鏢客」是『有史以來導得最好之片』("the best-directed film of all time")。總之,無論褒貶、值得還沒看過的新世代影迷觀賞。

 Taiwan Western?

本已淡忘此片,卻被政治新聞炸到想起它。各位看倌如也被「小島牌」茶杯或淺碟內政治「瘋」暴吵得心煩,不妨找來此片,看看熱鬧廝殺之餘、順便一評現今政壇人物 Who's Good, Who's Bad & Who's Ugly?哪個好、何者壞、誰醜翻了?也算附加娛樂價值也!

2008‧01(Pictures courtesy of IMDB.com)


本文參考及延伸閱讀
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (IMDB)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (Wikipedia)

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9樓. Sunshine
2008/02/13 11:30
誰是特助愛哭兒?

SG,

Gung Xi Fat Cai. 

I often watch TW news but have no idea you were referring to.  Hints please.

BTW, I just found out that a high school class mate of mine is one of Ma/Hsiao's spokespersons.  Nobody beats those guys when it comes to shooting themselves in their own feet ( re: the green card incident and the stock-trading records ).  I hope they don't stumble anymore!!!!

SS

Happy CNY to SS too!

「特助愛哭」's the son of that "Passé-Singer-Turned-Newly-Elect". He's now officially his dad's special assistant at the Congress...jeeeez

The Ma/Hsiao Team's asleep most of the time...yawn~~~

scubagolfer2008/02/13 12:44回覆
8樓. vivialwaysin
2008/02/01 16:11
選笨蛋好了

沒辦法

我選笨蛋好了 (他&他的幕僚不是太厚道就是太笨)

理由: 1. 我挑長相 2. 我崇洋媚外(會說英文喝過洋水者優先考慮)

先這樣

不過總統人品真的很重要

小鼻子小眼睛沒有國際觀的人當總統真的是苦了這些有出國旅遊過/留學過 知道世界不是只有台灣的國民呢

uh...可沒有影射哪個笨哪個壞喔,自由想像~~~

國際觀?很多官員政客都有啦... 怎麼洗錢、搞 Offshore haven 也是一種呢

scubagolfer2008/02/01 16:41回覆
7樓. B
2008/02/01 15:25
雙嬴的智慧?

B去補看"大標客"囉~ 臺灣的政治實在太令人作嘔, 早再也激不起B的激情.

有件現象倒很迷惑? 為什島上住民的政黨觀, 很少能駕凌其原生家族的類性?
如果所謂的"芋頭"能換個角度, 嚐試感受一下"蕃藷"被長期欺壓過後所形成的心態....而蕃藷能把"歷史還原、歸檔"做一澈底的研究與了解, 然後相待生於斯長於斯的芋頭成為命運共同體.... 那族群、黨派之間還有什好比濫?

每個人不管在某塊土地上生活有多久(一輩子或幾個月), 在無止境的宇宙自然中充其量都只是過客.  人生該爭些什麼? 和協互助活好現在、永續經營未來, 難道不更實在?


旅人世界 & B's 心眼 -
遊賞世間美的人、事、物...究境一探,是否真的"物以類聚"?

沒法度,長久被二分法操弄的民眾已經習慣成自然啦

就像 Wii 裏面那些 Mii,(政客)一吹哨子、大家自動分「藍綠」排排站好(uh...B 有玩 Wii 嗎?)

來個北韓偉大領袖金正日 Mii 輕鬆一下:

scubagolfer2008/02/01 16:32回覆
6樓.
2008/02/01 13:57
apologize for even mentioning your family
uh, the CCP was more evil than the KMT and therefore the people of Taiwan should give thanks for getting away so easily?

some people in power enjoyed freedom and democracy but were selfishly unwilling to share those rights with their fellow countrymen.

never mind. enough of this.
5樓.
2008/02/01 02:48
為人正直最重要
說馬笨.....我到覺得是台灣的媒體風氣不適合讓他說太多話
但是他在國外的訪問中倒是可以滔滔不絕
反觀另一方連基本的"格"都沒有
吵對方有沒有綠卡
不如跟對方比任內的政績還有未來的政策
只可惜民進黨中的好人不是病逝就是被鬥爭掉
剩下這些小鼻子小眼睛的律師團
到最後還在炒作台灣意識形態
竟也還是有人買單
無奈啊無奈..............
領導人重要的不是伶牙俐齒的小聰明
而是要有品德, 心胸, 以及肯替人民做事的決心


正直?

好遙遠罕見的一個形容詞 ...

scubagolfer2008/02/01 12:09回覆
4樓.
2008/01/31 23:55
笨蛋? the good??
that's the spin? those are the harshest words you can come up with?

When you take a look at Ma now, with part of the truth out, you have to ask... how can a man covet, for himself and his family, a US citizenship which represents freedom, opportunity, equality and democracy but yet, at the same time, was a hardliner in the old KMT's totalitarian regime which not only did not offer any of those qualities but also delighted in oppressing its own people?! or is Ma's situation really easy for a minority(?) group in ROC to relate to?

When and why did your family emigrate, SG? Did you and your family enjoy the freedom in Canada that the Chiangs never allowed in Taiwan?  While enjoying the freedom and democracy abroad, did you and your family support the old KMT regime? you don't have to answer if you don't wish to I guess. Heck, you can even erase this post. This is your blog.

and yes, the other candidate is not/should not be a choice.

ps- I picked up the book you recommended. It was a good read but ultimately I believe he was a KMT sympathizer.

啥 spin?此篇為電影介紹...

Also, kindly leave my family out of this. As for myself, I don't have any specific political penchant, party-allegiance nor agenda.

‧However, let me comment a bit on this KMT thing(& in Chinese):

假設能夠回到過去、改變歷史:既然這麼恨國民黨,那麼乾脆回到 1946 國共內戰、指點協助老共把國民黨、國軍都「擊潰殲滅」於一役好了!這樣老 K 可就來不了台灣啦,當然也沒什麼二二八事件囉... 但是,這兒也恐怕逃不了三反五反、反右、大躍進、文革... 不過,相信聰明的 Opportunists 如扁等仍能幹到省長、省委書記的啦!

‧Also, 有關 「愛憎二二八」作者戴國煇教授:請閱此簡介頁

scubagolfer2008/02/01 12:31回覆
3樓. GigglyFish
2008/01/31 22:46
拜託喔~
我正在吃 spaghetti 配一瓶 shiraz/cabernet sauvignon/merlot 紅酒... 簡直一片模糊~
(一本正經)不要噴就不會糊... scubagolfer2008/02/01 12:07回覆
2樓.
2008/01/31 16:48
哇...鐵血江湖派

尊敬滴學長您洩漏年紀了吼...Hahah.....

可能有一堆網友們不豬到柳殘陽他是哪號人物吧

http://www.novelscape.net/wxxs/l/liucanyang/index.html

素滴...他就素如來神掌的起源

以前看到邪神門徒名號為江青..偶還以為素毛澤東搞出來滴小兒子咧

還真是懷念年少蓋棉被純聊天.....ㄚ.....咦......唔.....

拍謝..寫錯趕快更正阿不然會出事...

~~~素蓋棉被打電筒偷瞄武俠滴美好時光ㄚ

Hahahhaha................!!

柳殘陽「XXX (兵器)一出,一招斬一百二十人」... 這樣反而比較新世代一點嘛(很像新三國無雙吧?Haha) scubagolfer2008/02/01 12:28回覆
1樓. 捏捏
2008/01/31 16:12
選笨蛋, 還是選壞蛋

油頭扁, 闊嘴謝....  看到這裡已經下巴掉到地上

接著還有 上杜下謝.....

你嘛積積德 !

害捏捏在公司狂笑,  公司的人以為發生啥事了 .

黃昏大鏢客這系列電影, 是捏捏家必備, 用來騙那剛長乳牙的竹本

讓他嘴張得大大的, 從頭看到尾!

不會說話吵人.


我沒那麼有創意,那些渾名都曾經出現過啦

捏捏這「逗兒術」還比較好笑

scubagolfer2008/02/01 12:03回覆
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