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| 面對絕境，你可以再堅持一下，奇跡總是在意想不到中出現。
不管事情的結果如何，最起碼我曾努力過，心中也了無遺憾。 |
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 Kids Think Quick (II)~~~ |
| 休閒生活｜笑話 2008/07/22 15:29:45 |
TEACHER : John, why do you always get so dirty? JOHN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : Janet, give me a sentences starting with "I". JANET : I is....... TEACHER : No, Janet.... Always say, "I am". JANET : All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly,do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to,my Mom is a good cook..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : Susan, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? SUSAN : No, teacher, it's the same dog! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER : Jackson, what do you call a person who keep on talking when people are no longer interested? JACKSON : A teacher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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