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2007/02/14 11:35:11

念慈苦幹實幹了一整年,其中還自費到泰國跑了一條感人卻讓同業幹人的新聞,拿了記者獎金、年終獎金、好媒人獎金、7-11獎金,報社尾牙又摸到一萬元社長獎,今去陪著她家人到日本賞櫻買春(真的是春天的春),唉,讓過年還要上班的同事「感」動到不行。

希望她到日本能有番豔遇,感懷她在情人節這天離我而去,特地把本人跟她的深情對話PO上來,以示無盡追思:

時間:2007、2、13晚間7時許

地點:新竹辦公室。

念慈在慈說:

快點給我收                                                                   
chengo 說:                                                                   
 一定要這麼兇?                                                              
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
爹爹  請您收                                                                 
chengo 說:                                                                   
今晚是專程回來陪你的咧                                                       
chengo 說:                                                                   
想說你明天就出國了                                                           
chengo 說:                                                                   
相見時難                                                                     
chengo 說:                                                                   
鳴、鳴、鳴                                                                   
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
最好是                                                                       
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
你又不會走                                                                   
chengo 說:                                                                   
汝父是在哭夭                                                                 
chengo 說:                                                                   
我是怕、、、、、、                                                           
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
幹                                                                           
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
你另一張沒收                                                                 
chengo 說:                                                                   
法院的有問嗎?                                                               
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
有  很簡單                                                                   
chengo 說:                                                                   
如果我是那隻小熊多                                                           
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
屁啦                                                                         
chengo說:                                                                    
很臭啦                                                                       
chengo說:                                                                    
到國外進入飯店前記得先心裡跟在地的打聲招呼                                   
chengo 說:                                                                   
接著按馬桶沖水                                                               
chengo 說:                                                                   
開窗                                                                         
chengo說:                                                                    
別在拉屎的時候想我                                                           
chengo說:                                                                    
洗澡時可以                                                                   
chengo說:                                                                    
 法院的部分可否寫來                                                          
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
好想睡覺                                                                     
chengo說:                                                                    
你過來                                                                       
chengo說:                                                                    
我給你兩個耳光,幫你提神一下                                                 
chengo說:                                                                    
 還有兩張照片沒收                                                            
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
新竹地檢署主任檢察官蔡添源表示,是否可將嫌犯以違反槍炮彈藥管制條例起訴,要看被
查扣的槍支零件是否具有殺傷力,如果該零件經鑑定後具殺傷力,嫌犯難逃法律制裁   
chengo說:                                                                    
就這樣                                                                       
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
對呀                                                                         
chengo說:                                                                    
蠻好的                                                                       
chengo說:                                                                    
跟你的腿一樣修長                                                             
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
寫完沒                                                                       
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
我今天這篇稿子 真的寫的不好喔?                                              
chengo 說:                                                                   
那一篇                                                                       
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
陳孟全的                                                                     
chengo 說:                                                                   
不會阿                                                                       
chengo 說:                                                                   
我邊看邊哭                                                                   
chengo 說:                                                                   
都哭到快昏過去了                                                             
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
你才怪                                                                       
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
你今天打給我  跟我說 寫的不好 還掛你名字 幹嘛                           
chengo說:                                                                    
逗你的                                                                       
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
好啦 跟我講 那裡你覺得寫得不好                                             
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
我改進                                                                       
chengo 說:                                                                   
不會阿                                                                       
chengo 說:                                                                   
很柔、很有感情、很溫馨、很感人、很堅定、很活潑、很浪漫、很煽                 
情、很性感、很可口、很有情境、、、、、、、                                   
念茲在茲說:                                                                  
屁                                                                           
chengo 說:                                                                   
你今天的菊花會不會很痛?                                                     
chengo 說:                                                                   
今天放了這麼多個屁                                                           
念茲在茲 說:                                                                 
幹                                                                           

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念茲在茲
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我是有氣質的
2007/02/20 22:22

雪特

鄭毅你給我記住 趁我不在給我亂來

大家都那麼了解我 知道我一向走氣質路線

諸如 屁啦  幹啦  之類的話

我是不會說的啦......

我是玉女ㄋㄟ


飛天皮皮
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阿哈
2007/02/17 12:01

本報社「風情萬種」歌舞團,禮聘本人飾演茶店仔保鏢兼打手,就因為我長得像流氓。ㄏㄏㄏ~~~

果然鄭小生粉有大ㄍㄉ味道~噗~~~

連對話都這ㄇ有學問~~

金豬年事事如意囉~~鼻要太想偶


只喵過一聲的狗~只汪過一聲的貓

思依喬
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屁來屁去
2007/02/16 11:24

我終於知道為什麼大家會在這幾個網誌"流竄"

真的是臭味相投呀~

 

 

私下請問一下鄭哥哥

請問要如果把小孩的文字能力教的跟你兒子一樣好?


程如晞
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附和小虎媽
2007/02/15 17:47
對話不但感人  還很有味道咧

鄭毅
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是羨慕還是忌妒
2007/02/15 15:13

to:adam

別在我的部落格亂留言,你以為我那是立法院嗎,誰都可以在那裡亂罵人嗎?

本報社「風情萬種」歌舞團,禮聘本人飾演茶店仔保鏢兼打手,就因為我長得像流氓。

我哩咧,你以為流氓是善心人士嗎,既非善心人士,我幹麻去親念慈?

你不要好的不學,去學那隻大母雞來挑釁我。

to大母雞姊姊:不是裝酷啦,是欲看還裝,難得有機會如此近距離跟我的偶像站在一起,想不偷瞄都難,是用力在控制啦,因為當時很多人都知道我的身份,我得給本報留點面子的。


我不思故我不在
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2007/02/15 08:46

真是辛苦您了

在這麼偉大的日子裡

還要讓你蒙受這種天大的恥辱

我只能說 您偉大的人格已經昇華的快要跟耶穌差不多了=.=


ADAM
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我知道.......
2007/02/14 22:18
因為有可能會被"魔女"看見這張相片,所以拍照的那一秒一定要這樣.....
拍完之後就......嘿~嘿~嘿~~鄭杯杯我答對了嗎?

小虎媽
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感人啦
2007/02/14 13:57

這則對話...真是意味深遠

屁味十足啦