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快速捷貸款 沒有辦不下來的房屋貸款 泰山
2017/02/20 05:50
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▲這包是衣服...。(圖/網友授權引用,請勿隨意翻拍,以免侵權。)

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看到這無厘頭的一大包,路人會驚驚,知情的人應該會笑到淚噴吧!一名網友載朋友去拿衣服,對方妹妹怕放在外面會被拿走,所以亂畫了一堆「符咒」在上面,讓網友們看完狂讚「太有才了」。

網友在「爆廢公社」貼文表示,「載朋友去找他妹妹拿衣服,然後妹妹怕放外面被拿走...,寫成這樣我都不敢拿了」。只見一袋不明物放在門外,上面紙條除了寫上大大的「姐姐」外,還有一堆類似符咒的奇怪文字,不說是衣服,還真會讓人聯想到屍體、作法道具之類的東西。

網友們對此紛紛笑回,「應該沒人敢拿,好像等待焚化給往生者捏」、「姐姐被封印了,嘉義房貸銀行快救她」、「感覺裡面是裝屍塊」、「快速捷貸款好強大阿,這妹妹有練過」、「妹妹其實道士來著的吧,畫的這麼專業」、「感覺摸了都會被詛咒」。

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/ Staff writer, with CNAThe legislature yesterday passed the government’s general budget proposal for fiscal year 2017, after cutting it to NT$1.97 trillion (US$62.3 billion).During the two-week extraordinary session, opposition lawmakers put forward about 500 proposals for budget cuts, but the number was reduced to 63 during cross-caucus negotiations that were chaired by Legislative Speaker Su Jia-chyuan (蘇嘉全).Lawmakers settled on a budget of NT$1.97 trillion, cutting 1.2 percent from the government’s proposed NT$1.99 trillion.The proposed budget has a deficit of NT$132.9 billion and an estimated NT$74 billion for principal payments on government debt, all of which the government said would be covered through loans.At the end of the session, Su commended the party caucuses and legislative staff for their efforts to process major bills, such as amendments to the Long-term Care Services Act (長期照顧服務法) and the Electricity Act (電業法), as well as the budget bill.This was achieved though rational communication, efficiency and order among the caucuses, he said.Su’s performance over the session was praised by New Power Party (NPP) caucus convener Hsu Yung-ming (徐永明).“Swords were drawn over this legislative session and there were even some topics that were not appropriate to handle during a special session, but we support Su’s handling of matters,” Hsu said. “Dealing with the budget, the whole process was relatively smooth.”He expressed regret that his party’s calls for more rigorous pension bonus standards had not won approval, adding that the NPP would support the Democratic Progressive Party’s (DPP) plans for military and economic development.Before the session ended, the legislature, with the DPP’s majority, rejected three budget cut proposals put forward by the KMT caucus, including a proposal to slash the Mainland Affairs Council’s (MAC) budget, which the KMT said was “not thoughtfully planned” and would not improve stagnant relations between Taiwan and China amid a cooling of cross-strait interactions.The KMT said that MAC Minister Katharine Chang (張小月) should be held responsible for the cooling of cross-strait ties since May 20 last year, when President Tsai Ing-wen (蔡英文) took office.The MAC “has obviously misjudged the situation,” the KMT caucus said, adding that the council should outline response strategies within a month and deliver a report about its misjudgement to the legislature’s Internal Administration Committee within two months.However, the budget cut proposals and the request for the MAC to submit a report were voted down by DPP legislators.The DPP controls 68 of the 113 seats in the Legislative Yuan, while the KMT has 35. The NPP has five and the People First Party has three, while the Non-Partisan Solidarity Alliance and an independent have one seat each.KMT proposals to slash the budget for the Ill-gotten Party Assets Settlement Committee and disband the committee were also rejected.The committee was established by the Cabinet in August last year based on the Statute on Handling the Inappropriate Assets of Political Parties and Their Affiliated Organizations (政黨及其附隨組織不當取得財產處理條例). The statute was enacted by the legislature in July last year.According to the regulations, some of the KMT’s property has been frozen pending investigations into party assets.The KMT caucus also proposed cutting the Ministry of Education’s budget, which weighed in during a controversy over a phrase used by Lai He (賴和), the father of Taiwan’s nativist literary movement, that has been cited by the Presidential Office in the spring couplets it plans to give away.The KMT said the ministry’s response amounted to education serving political goals.The next legislative session is to open after the Lunar New Year holiday ends on Feb. 1.Additional reporting by Abraham Gerber新聞來源:TAIPEI TIMES

中國時報【潘鈺楨╱台北報導】

「吟遊詩人」Passenger9日晚於國父紀念館開唱,對廟宇建築感興趣的他開唱前偷空參觀中正紀念堂,過過逛街癮。演唱會當晚台灣許多音樂人包括葉佳修、柯智棠、吳汶芳、曾靜玟等都到場力挺。喜歡跟粉絲互動的他在台上「話很多」,自我介紹時先向幽默大家說明:「Passenger是一個人,不是一個團體!」

他唱了15首歌,除了自己的歌還選唱賽門與葛芬柯(Simon & Garfunkel)的〈Sound Of Silence〉以及布魯斯史賓斯汀(Bruce Springsteen)的〈Dancing In The Dark〉。演唱經典名曲〈Let Her Go〉前,Passenger開玩笑自嘲:「只花45秒寫完的這首歌真的是神來之筆,它徹底改變了我的一生,讓我從小酒館一路唱進各地的大巨蛋!」他還即青年創業貸款率 內政部興將「Taiwan」、「Taipei」唱進歌曲,讓台灣樂迷聽得相當開心。

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