我的早餐是蘋果配Java

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Boy:Tell me why you are in this Java class? Do you want to write games like the Angry Birds?

男生：告訴我妳為何要上Java，妳是要寫像憤怒鳥那樣的遊戲程式嗎？

Girl:I dont know, some one added me into this Facebook Group, and I think it is supposed to be fun.

女生：我不知道，某人把我加入這臉書社團，我想應該很好玩。

Boy:I dont think so, no one is going to tell you Jokes when speaking Java, everyone is serious.

男生：我不認為如此，沒有人會在這開玩笑，大家都很嚴肅。

Girl:Serious? All I know about Java is I drink Java, and I dont put too much sugar into it. When you say serious, do you mean you drink black coffee only?

女生：嚴肅？我對Java的了解是我每天喝Java，而且不加太多糖。當你說嚴肅，你是指你只喝黑咖啡？

Boy:You will have to read tutorials and do homeworks at least two hours a day. There is a book called "Teach yourself Java in 21 days", but you will have to finish a chapter each day.

男生：妳必須每天唸教材和做作業至少兩小時。有本書叫做：「21天之內教會自己Java」，但是妳必須每天讀完一章節。

Girl:I imagine it is harder to lose 21 pounds in 21 days, even if I exercise two hours everyday.

女生：我認為在21天內失去21磅比較難，就算我每天運動兩小時。

Boy:"Stay Foolish, Stay Hungry", that is the way to do Java.

男生：保持愚蠢，保持飢餓，是研習Java的最佳方式

Girl:I do stay hungry, I am always on a diet, that is why I look so fit; but do I look foolish too?

女生：我長保飢餓，我總在節食，這就是為什麼我身材好。但是我看來很愚蠢嗎。

Boy:An Apple a day keeps the doctor away; a Java a day goes a long way.

男生：每天吃一個蘋果就可遠離醫生；每天學一點Java，功力會持續進步

Girl:Really? My breakfast is Java with Apple, I only wish I can keep my fat away.

女生：真的？我的早餐是蘋果配Java，我只希望能把身上的脂肪趕出去就謝天謝地了。